Legion of the Damned

So, I love my Mac. Really, I do. OS X is an amazing mix of Unix power and desktop usability. My 12″ PB is sleek, has decent power, excellent battery life, and is light.
I, however, hate Mac users. Case in point: There is a freaking tech doc on how to move your computer……..
Oh…my….god….
If you are so abstracted from computing that you need a tech doc on how to move your computer, yet are computer literate enough to go up on the docs.apple.com site looking for direction, please send your new shiny iMac G5 to me. I’ll even pay for shipping. And yes, I’ll move it properly…